August 27, 2009
 
March 10, 2009

hold the phone! “Ironical” is actually a word? http://tinyurl.com/bl3lqx Well, that’s one less high-horse I’ve got to climb upon…

 
March 9, 2009
  • me: also, i wish i worked near any sort of food place. preferrably taco bell.
  • Aaron: It's a double-edged sword.
  • me: at least it's a TASTY double-edged sword.
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  • me: i ated too much foods and now my stomach is all "grgrgrgrgrgrgblllll"
  • Aaron: Sounds like you opted to eat the sword
 
 
March 8, 2009

this rain is really getting into the way of going to home depot for paint for my kitchen.

 
March 6, 2009

Who IS keeping up with the Kardashians? Certainly not myself or anyone I know.

 
March 5, 2009
 

Dear “Loaded Baked Potato Pringles”: Your packaging makes you look like you’re all super-flavored and tasty. You’re a big liar. Love, Jenn

 

my brain is determined to burst through my ocular cavity.

 
March 4, 2009